Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Perfect Food for Hosting a Romance Party

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So you've decided to host a Romance party—get ready for the fun to begin! Not only will you get to check out some of the best adult toys and accessories, but you'll also get the perfect opportunity to enjoy some cocktails and food with friends. If you're not sure what types of refreshments to serve at your Romance party, give our suggestions a try:

1. Weenies and Meatballs
Cocktail weenies and meatballs are fairly simple to make—there are even frozen brands that can help you along if you're extremely short on time. To make serving a breeze, have the weenies in one crock pot and the meatballs in another. This way, your guests can have weenies and balls together—or on their own! How's that for sexual culinary advancement?

2. Banana Daiquiris
Banana daiquiris aren't just delicious—they can be oh-so-phallic. Those at your party that enjoy a good cocktail every once in a while are sure to slurp down this tasty frozen treat. Garnish each banana daiquiri with half a banana and two cherries for an extra-naughty presentation.  

3. Tribute to the Penis
Photo Credit  Enchanted Cakes of Brevard
Thanks to an array of novelty stores online, there are tons of penis-shaped goodies that can help to feed your party attendees. Get a penis cake mold or penis cookie cutters and make treats that taste great and look dirty. For extra spice, decorate your cake or cookies with black sprinkles to represent our boys' hair down under. If you're looking for some carbs to serve to your guests, check out penis-shaped pasta. Not only is it great with alfredo sauce, but the implications just can't be ignored.

4. Hide the Salami
For a fun, tongue-in-cheek appetizer, put some salami and brie cheese on crescent roll dough. Wrap the crescent roll up and bake for a snack that will burst with hilarity! Your guests are sure to appreciate the humor—and delicious taste—of this winning dish.

5. Fish Tacos
We've given the boys' parts enough attention—now it's on to a snack you can serve to represent what God gave us women. Fish tacos are pretty easy to make, and there are tons of recipes on the Internet that feature different herbs and flavors. If your guests aren't big fans of fish, you can go for the less-obvious chicken or beef.

Now you've got all the ideas you need to really make a statement with your Romance party refreshments. What are you waiting for? Go get prepared!

Katrina Robinson is a freelance writer and editor based in Charleston, South Carolina.  She is a guest writer and blogger for Viamedic.com, a safe U.S. medication facilitator with over 12 years of pharmaceutical experience.  Buy medications from the convenience of your home

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Why Women aren't interested in Sex

I was reading a blog the other day, and it talked about why women are not interested in sex.  It was really no great surprise to me.

A study was done and the result was - women feel too fat to have sex.

Now seriously?  This isn't really a surprise with the information we are constantly fed by the media, that no matter how skinny you are, you still are not skinny enough.  Chances are though, if you ask your partner, they don't care.  They love you as you are, they love your booty or whatever else you may have.  I know with some of my friends, they have shared that their partners love their curves and don't want them to lose them.

What do you think?

You can read the article here:
http://jezebel.com/#!5781323/women-feel-too-fat-for-sex

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Easy Ways to Save the Environment and Money


Save Water – Shower together!

Turn down the thermostat – Stay warm by snuggling!

Borrow books from the library on massage and practice on each other.  When you find one you really like, then you can buy it (this prevents books from sitting on your shelf not being used)

Bought a massage/sexual book you didn’t like?  Offer it to a friend, or sell it to a used book store. 

Just because you want to be good for the environment doesn’t mean you have to give up things.  It just means looking for the better choices. 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Does your relationship need a kick? Try a little Jennifer Crusie

I have it on good authority that Jennifer Crusie’s love scenes make a fabulous aphrodisiac. Whose authority, you might ask? The husbands of the women who read her books. Read the dock scene in Welcome to Temptation and you’ll see what I mean. I’ve been thinking about this. Why some author’s sex scenes leave me cold, while others rev my engine. It’s not detail, Crusie is great with detail, while, say Janet Evanovich uses almost none in her Stephanie Plum series, but they both are capable of putting me in the mood.

Crusie has a way of getting us into the heads of her leading ladies in such a way that we become them. We experience what they experience. And Crusie’s leading men tend to be very proficient in the art of pleasing a woman. But it’s not just the sex, although the sex is quite fabulous. It’s the complexities of the men as well. How they fall for women despite themselves. How they so clearly appreciate the women they are with. It’s quite the come on.

Reading about men like this make female readers feel good about themselves and about men in general. Which is good news for their partners, because apparently women are likely to want to have sex after reading about seduction. Well after reading about seduction when it’s well written and doesn’t turn them totally off. Bad writing can take the fun out of anything!

Why does reading about sex put us in the mood? That’s a good question. There are actual scientific studies (Google it, they’re there) that show women who think about having sex are more likely to actually to want to have sex. And women who read romances get the sex channeled directly into the brain. No work from their imagination needed. So the fact that they found that women who read romance novels have sex significantly more than women who don’t, and enjoy it more, shouldn’t surprise you. Or me either.

But don’t run out and buy just any romance book, make sure you get one that treats the subject in a way that kicks up your heart rate and gets your blood flowing. In my opinion, you can’t beat Jennifer Crusie. Bet Me seems to be a favorite of a lot of her fans. The books I re-read the most are Welcome to Temptation and Faking It, but I don’t think you can go wrong. Crusie romances are among the best I’ve read – a combination of humor, snark, complex engaging characters and sex that make it difficult to put the book down – unless it’s to go find my husband.


















Award winning writer, Kate George, is the author of Moonlighting in Vermont and California Schemin’ (due out March 1, 2011). She lives in Vermont with Dogs, kids, and currently, snow. You can reach her at www.kategeorge.com. Her books are available at www.mainlymurderpress.com, amazon.com or can be ordered from any bookstore.